transformation !!!

i am writing abt the painful tranformation happened to mithun. It happened last month on a misty morning.mithun turned into a TREE.Yes ,A tree!!!my dear frds ...u may be surprised but its true he is leading a "treexistance" these days .He always felt that he is growing up to become "the lion that left the rat free" .He used to watch all those "lion programmes on NATGEO". when his legs started feeling heavy he thought that "lionification" process have started but no one expected such an end.Not much happy abt the state of affair .He told me that being a tree is not an easy job .He never enjoyed his botany classes on angiosperms.He used to tell me that he felt so funny thinking if these plants do deserve such a detailed classification as he felt it's all the same.He used to puke after those classes due to intake of contempt in excessive amounts.So now he finds himself in a big predicament as he doesn't know being a gymnosperm how he is supposed to behave?He asked me the other day If gymnosperms are "goonda types ka "?.He fears big time that he will become a "social outcast".since he turned into a fat tree due to congenitial chromosomal abnormalities,he jog these days.he tell me that he has to wake up early so that noone see him jogging.people can spread rumours.he told me to write his story in orkut and ask if anyone has been thru this before .i told him that as far as i know most of the orkutians turns into nitrogen fixing blue green algaes!!!